Attempting to get you to smile………………………..
A girl wanted to tease her boy friend gently and asked him smilingly, “Dear, would you let me know why are you so handsome?”
The boy could see through her intention and looked at her from bottom to top innocently and asked her respectfully to answer his simple question, so that he could answer her properly.
And, then he asked her “How have you been so beautiful?”
The girl felt teased on being asked so. She made up her mind to baffle him and answered, “I am so beautiful because I eat stale, overcooked food twice a day. I take milk when it turns sour and relish fruit when it smells bad.”
Then, the boy answered excitedly, “That is why I am handsome!”
The girl said, “What? You mean you also take such and such food?”
The boy said plainly, “No, of course not! I never take that, like you. So, I am handsome. If I took that way, I would have been beautiful like you, not handsome!”